Trampling Your Face Under My Dirty Bare Feet

With the nice warm spring weather, I was once again outside without footwear - and now my feet are pretty dirty - so Ill use your face as a rug to clean them! And youll have to gobble all the mud thats still stuck to my feet afterwards! Oh, does it hurt when I stand on your face with my full weight? And rub my feet all over it? Well, thats bad luck - youll have to endure it! And to get rid of some more dirt, Ill just stomp and jump on it a few times! And then Ill grab a chair, sit down and youll lick all the dirt from my foot soles and my toes!